Its official...

So its official...

I am a part of the Match.com community! Woo!

I've gotten some really random weirdos. Let me give you a taste of it-

Niceguy said "Your BEAUTIFUL. Want to talk to a nice guy from NYC?" ok listen up buddy thats not how you start a conversation. If i want someone like that I would go to a bar and wear a low cut top and say "does anyone wanna go home and bang me?" step it up..and plus he isn't that attractive. I'm sorry I have standards.

This reminded me of a night a Joshua Tree. This 5'4 guy approached my roommate and i and I was NOT interested in him. First off I am 5'6 and wearing 3 inch heels. I completely ignore him as he chats it up with my roommate and she pulls me aside and says "he is so into you!! He thinks your absolutely gorgeous." Ok listen not trying to sound bitchy but had the guy been maybe 5 inches taller we would have chatted it up. Hence why my match.com profile says about him: TALL!

Andy said "Hi there how are you doing? My name is andy and I recently moved to Seattle not too long ago. I am trying to meet new friends and adjust to my new life. Would you know if there are fun things to do out there from nyc?" Where should I even being in this message? I am living in New York..how the hell would I know whats going on in SEATTLE, WASHINGTON?!?! I've never even been there!! That is ridiculous I tell ya.

Matt said "hey there really random are you free for a drink tonight? I just have nothing to dooooooo" Do i seem like the kind of gal that just jumps into a date that quickly? Shouldn't he be trying to build some type of rapport before asking me to do drinks?? I mean confusing!!! But not gonna like he's so my type (preppy, LOVES BOATING!!!, cute, athletic) and you know what? He seems to be like a prick..so clearly I am interested..wtf is wrong with me??

Mark said "Hey there! I would like to start out and introduce myself and say hi. I've been catching up on my Mad Men lately but I'm sure the advertising culture is different compared to what it was like in the 60's hahaha. I work in the financial analyst industry and actually follow the advertising agencies. Quite interesting. Hope you had a great weekend. What part of the city do you live in?" NOW that was a gentleman and he seems legit. He's cute actually a bit older 27...err but who knows right? The fact that he took the time to read my profile was nice...

Musicncharts said "Hey i loved your profile you seem like a lot of fun and really down to earth. I grew up in New York but moved to CT 8 years after graduate school. I love to laugh, go out, listen to music, work out. Music and art galleries are a passion of mine. I work in finance management and slowly finishing up on my second masters. I also enjoy improving my house as well. I would love to hear more about you and I can send you pic as well." Match.com needs to have a filter where I don't want to talk to guys older than 30. He's 35. First off, he doesn't have a profile picture..which really worries me because well...I don't need to finish that sentence. Secondly, the type of "girl he is looking for" is ASIAN ughhh I hate it when guys have that asian fetish going on. Really..do you like me or my culture?? Am I just some freaky desirable thing to you?? NO THANK YOU!

Thats just a taste from SOME of the messages...I'll write more later! Toodles.