Phat

God do you remember that word "phat" and all the cool kids would say "man thats so phat!" well tonight peeps..I FEEL FAT not PHAT but mildly obese. I have no self control when it comes to food. Tonight I had a client dinner and we ordered appetizers and I gorged myself into oblivion and then on top of that I ate my whole entree. Fatty? I know.

So this is going to be a somewhat gross topic but I think it needs to be addressed. I think it is absolutely disgusting AND rude when people do not clean up after themselves in the bathroom. It is so gross to see what people do after they are finished with their business. We aren't 5 years old anymore people and believe it or not there is a button you press to FLUSH. Or maybe if you decide to squat (which is what I do) do piss all over the seat. I always make sure the next person has a pleasant time when I'm done. Its disgusting to have to look at each stall to make sure its usable!! We are grown ups. Seriously!!

Ok so I've decided to make myself feel better about Match.com I've come up with this logic. I am technically blind dating..only my friends aren't the ones setting me up. I am :). So see blind date is the same thing as match.com! Violaaa!

Erik- aka peace corp guy messaged me back! Eeeek! :):)

"Its great to hear back from you. I hope you had a decent weekend. Its cool to meet someone else who is new to nyc especially being that you are from the south. How are you liking it here so far? What type of work do you do? I am trying to get started in international trade and am currently brokering ethanol, but might reverse commuting to Connecticut soon and doing operations for trading group up there." (Ok first off great on the questions! He wants to get to know me secondly, seem soo nice and genuine! No worries def responded!)

Sean- Asian guy seems to be quite on par with his humor and personality. I like it already! he said-

"Whew! Thanks for letting me pass. I was sure I was missing the most important criteria, but thankfully you let me slide...

Now for my extensive checklist...

A) do you like to smile?
B) can I make you smile?
C) do you eat quietly w your mouth closed?
D) would you like to meet up w me sometime and hangout?"

TOO PRESH! Like him already and I gave him quite the sarcastic replies hahaha :)

I only received two messages..how sad is that?? I feel so lame...thats kinda lonely...