Speechless

Ok first off I'm never the one to EVER be speechless and not have ANYTHING to say. But today was a rare exception. It has nothing to do with work. In fact work was not bad today. I had the ah-ha moment and my friend Kendra pretty much said to me you just gotta suck it up and become the glorified assistant. So I made a sign and hung it up that says "G.A" to remind myself to be the best fucking thing Dragon Lady has ever seen. EVER. But it was a slow day which was nice. I didn't mind it all..and I hope it will continue :)!!

Ok I got off of work at 5 PM which is a rare and NICE treat. I decided to go to the gym since I wasn't meeting Chris till 7:30 at a winebar. I do my workout and come back and eat a Smartone. Obviously that was pretty much my appetizer since I worked out for like an hour. I meet Chris at the winebar and he isn't nearly as cute as the picture. But its ok I can look past the looks and he was tall which was nice. Speaking of tall Mark's profile says he's 6 ft I find that to be bullshit. Anyways we sit down and order a glass of wine..I get a cabnet sauv and he gets a white wine. The waitress brings the food menu and he politely declines...which is fine I guess since the guy normally always pays. The conversation was insane. He would rant about the town positions he father was in which is fine but he just delved in depth about it all and I have no fucking clue what the guy is talking about. So I would interject into the conversation and agree with him or make a comment to keep up with the conversation. Well homeboy just kept on going and pretty much cut me off in the conversation. It almost as if he enjoys listening to himself talk. I was just thinking in my head shut up already jeez!!! Besides the point. The check arrives and I always ALWAYS offer to pay for my half and every single time I've been on a date the guy always ALWAYS says "no its ok I got it." But not Chris he goes "ok!" The bill is $21 and he pulls out his wallet and he has two twenty dollar bills, two fives and a one. Well he didn't want to break his twenties and so he put in $11 cash and I put the rest on my credit card INCLUDING tip!!! I paid $14 dollars and at this point I'm thinking to myself get me out of here seriously!!! I understand he works for the government and probably not getting paid too well. But still that's besides the point!!! I paid $14 dollars and we walk to the subway together and we both said thank you and have a good night. i normally always say thank you for such a great night! We have o do it again. With this guy HELL NO. i'm not stupid!!!